Harry & Serius www.roflindia.in

Batman vs JB

Boy : Hi !! Girl (showing attitude) : Do I know you -_- Boy (in COOL TONE) : Teri itni aukaat kahan B)

Who Is Better?
An Innocent girl Or A Decent girl?
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ANSWER:-”Can’t Say!
Because, You Can’t Compare Two Imaginary Things”!!! ;D

Boy Proposed A Girl: I Fell In Love Wid you ,The Minute I Saw U
Will U Marry Me?

Girl: Hindi ma Bol Meko angreji Na Aawat Aye.

Boy: Kuch Nhi Behan,Time puch raha tha =p xD

Pappu Ko Lottery me PARIS ka Tour Nikla.

Usne Biwi ko Phone Kiya: Jaan! mere saath Paris chalogi?

Biwi: Haan! Haan! Par Aap Bol kaun rahe hai?

Larkiyo’n Ki Specialty …

UK: Dressing

Spain: Beautiful
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America: Stylish

Italy: Friendly

Brazil: Hot

India : Kuch Ho Na Ho
Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi Kami Nahi MileGi

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Once rajnikant typed LOL n msgd it to a sardar
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guess wat hpn???.
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He got navjyot singh siddhu !!!!!!!

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दो कॉकरोच आईसीयू में एडमिट थे।

पहला: किसने मारा?

दूसरा: कोई नहीं यार! एक लड़की मुझे देख कर इतनी जोर से चिल्लाई कि हार्ट अटैक आ गया।

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Boy : Wow .. you look so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin .. what do you use ? . . . . . .

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Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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Kal Fir ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi,

Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha Gayi,

Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use

Bhookhi 2000 Ka Khana Akeli Kha Gayi

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Banta:Apko Mujme Sabse Jyada Kya Achcha Lagta He Beauty Ya Brain

Santa:Muje 2 Tumhari Majak Ki Aadat Sabse Achchi Lagti Hai.